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Hell hath no fury worse than a woman scorned

 If this is the case, then we best tame the anger of Mother Nature; for she has shown her displeasure across the states of Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, and Georgia.

Disclaimer: It may be God punishing the black people of these very same states who voted.

I'm encouraged and impressed quite frankly by the current president's concern about the climate crisis. You can always tell when someone comes up with a good idea in Washington. Republicans reject it on the ground that the minority of people in the country don't like it. You will see two reactions from Fox Snooze. They will bombard their listeners with all of the things they would-be victim to if the idea were to be implemented.

Example: If you have to register your gun. you will have to wear a mask to the government office where you register, despite this invasion of your right to free choice, you'll have a higher possibility of getting COVID.

If you get the vaccine before you register your gun, you may succumb to the side effects they don't mention for these terrible drugs that are being forced on us.
1. Your trigger finger may fall off your hand.
2. The nose snot you've been whipping off on the right sleeve of your camo shirt will peel off in a large thick sheet and leave a huge stain.
3. Your sister will leave her husband and five kids to join a lesbian witch-cult.

Being a resourceful Conservative you will have to rationalize and deal with these issues by learning to shot with the other hand. Let us face it, who is going to notice a stain on a camo-shirt. Maybe you didn't say anything and you should have, but you knew years ago your sister was gay. Learn and repeat this mantra."My sister may be a lesbian but that doesn't mean she's gay."

The other thing Fox Snooze will do not discuss the idea and is talk about other stuff. This entitles them to act like the idea doesn't meet their standard of what's news. And what is newsworthy if you can't spin it to your liking.

The idea. Yes, our President Biden, duly and fairly elected, stated that weaning ourselves off of fossil fuels and building a new power grid with solar and wind would create jobs that paid a living wage or more. How dare he be so hopefull?

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